QUOTES ABOUT DOGS
“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
― Groucho Marx
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“Happiness is a warm puppy.” ― Charles M. Schulz
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“Dogs never bite me. Just humans.” ― Marilyn Monroe
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“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.” ― Mark Twain
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“Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring--it was peace.” ― Milan Kundera
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“ 'Meow' means 'woof' in 'cat'.” ― George Carlin
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“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” ― Will Rogers
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“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.” ― Josh Billings
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“Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.” ― Mark Twain
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“All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.” ― Charles M. Schulz
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“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.” ― Mark Twain
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“A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.” ― Jack London
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“The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.” ― Johnny Depp
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“A dog reflects the family life. Whoever saw a frisky dog in a gloomy family, or a sad dog in a happy one? Snarling people have snarling dogs, dangerous people have dangerous ones.” ― Arthur Conan Doyle, The Case-Book of Sherlock Holmes
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“You think those dogs will not be in heaven! I tell you they will be there long before any of us.” ― Robert Louis Stevenson
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“If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.” ― Woodrow Wilson
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“Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer.” ― Dean Koontz, False Memory
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“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.” ― Andy Rooney
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“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.” ― Roger Caras
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“If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.” ― Roger Caras
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“The more boys I meet the more I love my dog.” ― Carrie Underwood
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